me entering the Skype call like
Apparently, Americans like white Jesus, but not brown Allah.
October 8th will be the total eclipse of a full moon. It is also the Blood Moon.
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
i swear niggas in kung fu movies be bathing in baby powder or something
I know no one asked but I actually know this one. Its called fighting dust. They covered themselves in it because the flying dust would make the hits seem like they connected a lot harder than they actually did.
me: hands in assignment
professor: immediately hands me rubric for another project
William wondered why he always disliked people who said ‘no offence meant’. Maybe it was because they found it easier to say ‘no offence meant’ than actually refrain from giving offence.
Terry Pratchett - The Truth (via kokomoinmyheart)
No thank you. I’ll stay bored.
this is why you can’t holla at these popular hoes with that tagged/me updated everyday, they gon curve you and put you on the dash in an instant, you gotta aim for the ok looking hoes with the daddy issues. brah
You sound salty as fuck.
What kinda shit is that? “…aim for the ok looking hoes with the daddy issues.” Sound like some straight up fuckboy shit. No respect for women. They stay preying over women they perceive as inferior. They like girls with low self-esteem. Tell these lame dudes no and they salty as ever. That’s all they want: power and control so they can use girls to bow to their every want without question. She has the power to decide and if she doesn’t want to know him, that’s her business. The sense of entitlement is just ridiculous. They stay hellbent over rejection. That’s why it gets them nowhere.
she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully